the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Why are people always surprised that once you’re no longer yoked to a depressive partner you’re typically excited to actually experience life milestones

you can take a bone-in skin-on chicken thigh on a pretty long walk before you have to start heading back

everyone at brooklyn botanical garden this afternoon was dressed like this btw

This is so mesmerizing. I cannot look away. Slayyyter we love you

This is so mesmerizing. I cannot look away. Slayyyter i love you

I truly believe that taste in music is somewhat a reflection of your character.

On her song “Crank,” american musician Slayyyter asserts, “Bitch, I’m on junkie time,” suggesting a pharmacological phenomenology of temporality. We may, however, radicalize this analytic and claim that time itself is always already “junkie”—the original pharmakon. In this essay,

Van Dyke Parks kinda best songwriter to ever exist tbh…

What do the corporate fucks even do to deserve all of the paid vacation they get? Seems like they mostly Stand In Line for Coffee

being the co worker who always has ibuprofen/bandaids/allergy meds/hand sanitizer/lotion in his backpack

Anya Taylor-Joy for her 30th birthday 📸

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult

Bravely: i could personally acquire $600 shoes on an $8k a year income if my partner made low 6 figures and rent was 2,300 . it doesnt seem hard at all? i could acquire them on a LOT less tbh.

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

Megan Thee Stallion should be allowed to kill like 5 people legally. Just like Britney