when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

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Selling out!!!

My wife sending me pictures like this would make my day ngl

me laughing at the joke I haven't told yet 😂 😂

“If I had three lives I’d marry you in two and in that other life; that slightly slower, dimmer one I probably would’ve been a writer. Sat up in a corner trying to pen you into existence. Not knowing you but still knowing I was missing something”

Because it’s not logical.

this is the greatest football match I have ever watched. the quality of football, entertainment value, what was at stake. it was incredible

It's only been 1 day of CES 2025, and the announcements have already been incredible. The 10 most impressive reveals of CES 2025 so far: 1. A 360° AI-powered body scanning health mirror that can scan your heart, weight, and metabolic health

Functional depression is real. You work, joke, and take care of your family, yet mentally, you're drowning in your own thoughts— and no one knows.

The final act of love is really leaving someone alone.

going to sleep with a drake album dropping tomorrow feels like christmas eve as a kid

i love a “this is us” ass girl like yeah babe, we are those 2 hashbrowns

i saw the richest man in the world on the subway today

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There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild. He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already