When I was a teen I went to the doctor for my crooked spine. He said, “You have scoliosis but I’m not going to put scoliosis on your chart because then legally you can’t be a policeman, firefighter, or astronaut.” “I… I don’t want to do any of that.” “Well, you never know.”

im on elden ring??? twitch.tv/emmanem199

if anybody got me, ik slither.io got me

my newest obsession

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such an orchestrated inside job and im still eating up the potential casting like YES

me and the confetti canons i hid in my family’s living room programmed to go off when byler finally kisses

“it’s me, just dressed as shredded wheat” please i love him 😭😭

IMAGINE CREATING A CRAZY PLOT TWIST ANS NO ONE FIGURING OUT FOR 10 YEARS AND THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL EPISODE AIRS SOMEONE PUTS IT TOGETHER AND IT GOES VIRAL LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Channing Tatum doesn’t understand why “My name is Jeff” moment in 22 JUMP STREET became so popular. “It’s weird. It’s such a small moment in the movie.” “I remember we did a table read and it wasn’t even that funny at table read. It was like whatever.”

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"I GOT SHIT IN THE WASHER!!"

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i hope bad bunny get on that superbowl stage & don’t speak a WORD of english

Normalize people who smoke weed and still have their shit together. That lazy stoner shit is dead. We get shit done!

I don’t know a single word this mfer is saying but the vibe is immaculate