It's been cold and rainy for the last three day, you know what that means

some guy just walked up to me and told me that “cardiac arrest” saved his life. i responded “that’s amazing, it usually kills people” and then he looked at me like i was insane and walked away.

As the best holiday of the year “Spotify Wrapped” is fast and approaching, here’s your reminder that some of us actually adore to see your Top 5 artists of the year. It’s not annoying, it’s iconic. Post your Spotify Wrapped with glory babes!

Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) went No. 1 on the Hot 100 today in 1998! - 1st female rapper w/ a No. 1 song - 1st female artist to go No. 1 on Hot 100 & Hot Rap Songs simultaneously - 1st time a debut single produced by solely by the rapper themselves went No. 1 Still spin?

you just want sex? TELL ME! you wanna just be friends?! TELL ME. wanna date me? tell me! just need a holidate? TELL ME. we are adults i don’t understand how hard it is to communicate with someone!!

i love the unexpected friendships i made this year

I’d rather be woken up at 4am and hear “I need a ride” than I wake up at 4 am hearing my friend died cause they wanted to drink and drive. If you need a ride. Hit my line.

You deserve ppl in your life who think you are a big deal. No competition, no backhanded comments, no jealously, no comparison, no hate just simply “I love you and there is nobody like you and there will only ever be 1 of you” type energy

credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

I saw this mom do a coming of age ceremony for her daughter where she threw an intimate dinner party for her. She had other women in her life come and they brought gifts, gave advice about womanhood, and talked about mental health for women. GENUIS

One of my babies didn’t do his homework. No kid should be embarrassed because they lack knowledge. So I tell them to write me notes and I write back. No outbursts, no displays. So he gets credit just for turning it in and letting me know he’s struggling

every quarter i give my students an extra credit assignment to make a meme about something we covered in class. this quarter i taught US History from approx 1815-1920(ish), and the kids had some spicy takes (thread of memes)

the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this

EDDIE MUNSON YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!! METALLICA SHOWING EDDIE SCENES DURING THEIR SHOW 😭