So all Boris Johnson is asking of perfectly healthy people is to: wear a mask, get an experimental vaccine, get tested twice a week, record your vaccine status and test result on an app, and show your papers to get a coffee.

There’s a guy outside Tesco Express, Main Road Romford shouting at everyone to take their masks off and I think I fell in love 🥰😂

I understand that’s it difficult to accept that you are being screwed over by your government. But if you can’t see it now, it’s because you don’t want to see it.

Imagine bein tricked by nonce billionaires and their devil puppet minions into believing a piece of cloth over your cakehole could stop a virus! Arf!

Bike exactly like this stolen out of my back garden shed in Bishopmill today. Would appreciate if Elgin Moray Twitter people could RT this one . We have a chance then of finding the thriving tinky bar stewards . Spot on : cheers 👍

All one big show 👀

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Him: Me: BLOCKED

“I’ll break your heart” “Already broken” A classic #PeakyBlinders moment from series one.💔

Chicken balti in garlic naan toastie. What a Time to be alive

A tell ye wit a talk some shite on that drink