It's starting to piss me off how girls can eat all day long and not put on any weight yet I sniff a bit of chocolate cake and put on a stone

It must be nice to be a part of the 2% of the female population who is able to wear a low ponytail and not look like one of the founding fathers, can’t relate

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Truth hurts @TillyBaron xox

Love it when some guy walks up to me with his nose half hanging off and says “please can I use your phone to ring my mum”... never a dull moment in Blackpool

how many pillows should be on a double bed? like: two retweet: four proving a point x

My life is going surprising well at the moment, something is bound to come and fuck that up in the very near future...

Found out that when elephants see a human their brain has the same reaction as when we see a puppy elephants think we’re cute HOW AMAZING IS THAT

Blackpool has been named the most depressed, fat, alcoholic, druggie town in the whole of the U.K. Home sweet home 😅

Let's just say I have been proper ebayed on the lion costume I've just bought for the dog 🤣😂

i need a break from people i need a break from hate i need a break from standards i need a break from problems i need a break from you i need a break from us i need a break from myself i need a fucking break

I need to lose weight but the only thing I'm losing is money