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Hey Jenny ❤️

The richest man in the world has no friend…. It’s too lonely at the top 🔥 Would you actually sit next to Elon Musk? Yes or No?

If you're right-brained, you'll see a teacup. If you're left-brained, you'll see a fortune cookie.

May and November and Ireland in October. My calendar link is in my bio.

Close shave in LA traffic. See you in Michigan this weekend at Astronomicon

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Emma Kinsey 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 I see clouds & shapes in them, that's all. For instance, I photographed this from my back garden this evening. I can see a dragon/pterodactyl head or something on the end of a long neck. That's just my view of it though, no shoulders, no giants, just my eye. Can you see it?

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You meet all sorts in Malmö …

Be honest Which of these three would you like to meet? A. Elon Musk B. Jeff Bezos C. Mark Zuckerberg

Freedom of speech is the bedrock of democracy

Funny the blokes you bump into in Malmö. He’s heading for Lund. I’m off to Stockholm. Tuesday night opening.

Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

Sharing a silly moment with Camilla Cleese’s dog-shaped creature, Hercules. 🐾

A terrific audience for my first show of this Scandinavian tour They responded loudly right from the off. Many brilliant actors and comedians afterwards were very kind and sweet. It was an amazing evening and I love Stockholm. What a beautiful city and so civilized. But

Yes we’re opening the book in Cotignac on September 5th at the Lou Calen Hotel which has its entrance through a bookshop!

Acyn He’s absolutely insufferable

This gentleman travelled all the way from Tokyo to see me tonight in Tallinn!