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Emma J Whale

@emmajwhale

Kidlit pseudonym for @authorjnewton. Dipping my toes into the waters of #PB writing. Non-binary parent of two without and one with fur.

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Technology is great until it gives your children the ability to start playing random music through your hearing aids from the next room 😂

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Congrats everyone who won or got an honourable mention in #50PreciousWords! Such an incredible range of stories being told and some seriously talented authors in our community!

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4 year old is currently having a tantrum because he discovered that 100 out of 1000 is the same as 1 out of 10. Child logic 🤷

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The four year old was absolutely delighted with his most recent Lego card. "Look! It's a mermaid on a kettle!" Felt a bit guilty when I told him it was actually a genie...

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5 year old's best friend was off school today, so he's sent her a get well soon WhatsApp from my phone. I'm not sure my recent emojis list will ever recover 🍉🛴🦄

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FUNNYBONES X GUSTAVO It’s hard to sleep when Mummy is snoring; it’s even harder when unexpected visitors keep turning up. When ghosts, monsters and more arrive in Ada and Ernest’s bedroom, the chances of anyone getting a good night’s sleep seem very low indeed! #PBPitch

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Ah, parenting. When you try to find your earplugs in your nightstand to block out the noise from the party next door and instead you find a pot of unicorn slime

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WHY IS THIS ON THE TABLE? A heartwarming tale of feline struggles as Tibbles tries to teach her humans the correct places to leave useful items like coins, hairclips and small china figurines. #cookiepitch #PB

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My kids are arguing over the lyrics of Hard Rock Hallelujah. You'd think with the amount of times they've listened to it this morning they'd know by now 🤦

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If you're a traditionally published picture book writer who needs more reviews, let me know. I run a group that does pb reviews, and I'm looking for more books to add to our list. It's completely free. 😊 Please share this post and comment below if you're interested.

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If you're considering giving your child an ice cream this summer to get some respite from ice cream chat, do NOT opt for a freeze pop It is a truth universally acknowledged that a child cannot eat a freeze pop without needing you to look how much juice they have every 30 seconds