hey apple can we please get schedule send for iMessage plz

tyler childers is to me now what the lumineers were to me in 2016

just so everyone knows I have called a truce with automatic toilets and I am focusing all my efforts towards my hatred for automatic sinks

can y’all imagine having to actually grocery shop

algorithm is getting wayyyy too specific 😅

oh great now the ukulele will NEVER be taken seriously 😖

Trying not to blink.

back in my day we didn’t have cute nightgowns.. just the biggest shirt from my dads closet

Therapy

what is it inside you people that compels you to stand up as soon as the plane lands even if you’re at the back?! we all know they ain’t opening the doors for 20 minutes

Out of all the 30 empty treadmills in the gym… WHY would you pick the one directly next to someone else

When will I outgrow feeling like every time I spend money I’m spending my last dime

why they make Jack Harlow so goofy lookin

ITS HAPPENING

bring back 2014 twitter 😫

the songs on the radio are ok

the main issue is that in 3rd grade I memorized pop punk lyrics instead of my multiplication facts 😞

why does it feel so illegal to pay for stuff in cash now

when playing a board game, if I don’t do what im planning in my head right that second I WILL forget it by the time it’s my turn

can’t tell you how appalled I was to learn that the serving size for coffee creamer is only 1 tbsp