'That website had everything except self-respect.' @[email protected] Thinking about getting t-shirts made. hmu if you need one.

Dear #lazyweb , Do you know who I might get in touch with at @atlassian about a non-profit programme?

Days since I requested carousel-related code be removed from a site: zero.

It's been zero days since I had a fear of worms. Not a big fear, mind you, but, ENTIRELY RATIONAL. I encourage you to read up on horsehair worms. 🤯

What is this device? Seen in a 1988 UN Disaster Relief Organziation (UNDRO) video.

#help #CROWD #technology #History

Today should be my friend’s birthday. But he passed away last year. It left a giant hole in my heart. PSA/reminder to check in on your friends and make sure they’re doing okay. 💙

Give it a couple weeks and I reckon everyone will be learning the words to Prisencolinensinainciusol. #IYKYK

Dear my Canadian friends, I know you’re mostly Drupal, but, do you know someone who knows someone?

Dear friends: we are exploring colour choices to distinguish between multiple environments (dev, demo, prod, etc) in the header. Of course colour *alone* shouldn't be used for this but do you have some fave hexes that are a good starting place?

There is 'godspeed' and then there is 'catspeed'.

Catspeed is the time it takes for the cat - who was peacefully dozing somewhere totally else - to take your nice warm office chair in the brief moment in which you stood up to refresh your tea.

💻 Looking to hire somebody part-time to work for apisyouwonthate.com. First business will be getting a regular newsletter going, based on brilliant content supplied by our slack community and editorialized by yourself. Maybe help me get my books over the line! Remote/World.

Happy unsubscribe-from-all-the-things day!

Knitting friends: Mum is knitting socks and needs help. The recipient is seven feet tall and his foot is 14.5 inches. He’s really skinny but she's not sure about the width of heel turning so he can get socks on and off?

Okay folks - I have two product management vacancies live @tradegovuk now - so I'm going to be even more annoying than usual promoting them!

Senior Product Manager - jobs.jobvite.com/digitaltradeca…
Product Manager - jobs.jobvite.com/digitaltradeca…

In addition to pencils, there’s also this. Stationery was printed on the press last night. Date was typed today. Hit me up if you need some stationery!