“I mean, what has Kamala Harris even accomplished as Vice President anyway?!?” I’m so glad you asked! Get comfortable🧵 (1/2)

my threshold for tears is so low during the olympics. guy I knew nothing about 3 minutes ago sets a new olympic record in a sport I barely understand? baby I’m crying for him

i’d join a run club if they let me walk while smoking a cigarette

I have a bad habit of checking my email 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG ITS BAD YALL I WILL CHECK IT ALL IN THE CLUB😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I be tryna stop so bad bruh

I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

i love when people are like "do you remember when you said _____" honestly no but if its something funny i believe you

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy.

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.

i saw a comment that said you either had a wii or parents that were together. ouch😭😭😭😭

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

i really am turning into my father…i’m sorry dad i didn’t understand it when you used to huff and puff and say things like “what happened to manners?” and “were you people raised in a barn?” but now i see…i go to the movie theatre…and i see…

Sex workers get harrassed, a PHD earner gets harassed, a married woman happy with her husband gets harassed, a single woman in her 30s gets harassed. And you bitches will log on here and act like doing something different gets you different treatment

i didn’t like ur instagram story, i LOVED it. and i love u