“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:

me all day everyday

they really nailed it here

when i learned the word "literally" that was the beginning of the end

guys how do i get a better job

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

Mary approves of this read. #RHOSLC

whoever just robbed the louvre can i borrow $20

Just call me Belly

drunk at olive garden. i love italy

When I’m at work I feel kidnapped

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

Watching summer house for the first time and Amanda should be able to beat Kyle with a hammer live on camera

full body shave for the pitt i will be So Ready

.Lindsay Hubbard you’ve been chill for far too long its time to unleash rage at this reunion sister

Imagine trying to focus on work today when Amanda and West are releasing joint statements Productivity at an all time low

Kyle wasn’t lying when he said “Maybe get some curiosity, passion, drive, personality”.

So what I’m learning is if you ever go to Coachella go to week 2