how it feels to order pink lemonade

Can someone please find me 3 meat free tickets for the love of god 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Babe I was behind the DJ booth because my phone was charging

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

easy white chocolate

responded to texts from 3 different people

hopefully a divorce

Owen Taylor Olly Rowley looking good mate, is that how you spray tom shentons man juice all over you ye big nosed weapon

✍️We are pleased to announce the re-signing of attacking midfielder aimee for the 2025/26 season! Aimee is available to sponsor for this season so if interested contact us via DM or by email 📧 - [email protected] £50 home Kit £50 away Kit £80 for both

putting my glasses on to watch a movie

Any man watching love island is not a man I could take seriously

i’m losing it at people not realising it’s brendon urie

time to watch modern family and fantasize about phil dunphy

Surprise Mofo - Dexter (2012)