girl dinner

New wave of piracy.

When authors write that somebody’s voice went up “several octaves” this is what I imagine

the smell of the rain

really appreciate all the JJK S2 love! fun fact: the "You Cryin'?" line was actually localized as "Are you crying?" but i gotchu fam, i asked to do it the right way

my entire life has led me to this moment

Narcissism is when clothes

wdy mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???

this is so charming and honestly just… smart. teen movies get panned for clearly being written by adults trying to mimic “teen lingo” & this is a wonderfully collaborative solve to that.

like james marsden’s edward walked so ryan gosling’s ken could run

my roman empire (the lotr cast reunion call)

Boy do I have a university fall wind ensemble concert for you

Always romanticise your life. Your errands are “side quests”; answering emails is “attending to your correspondence”; going for walks is “taking some exercise to avoid perishing of consumption on a wrought-iron bed” like a Victorian heroine.

shoutout to the one who came in swinging with a metal rod you a real one too in my books.

Hanging around opera singers is weird because they’ll just randomly do this:

POV you are Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine watching Zoro and Luffy duking it out at Whiskey Peak at midnight

sue sylvester could run panem and the hunger games like the navy but coriolanus snow could not lead the new directions or cheerios to victory