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What a banger from Finland some major Linkin Park vibes here #Eurovision

We’re shit and we know we are, we’re shit and we know we are, we’re shit..... 🎶 🇬🇧 #UK #Eurovision

Customer at work said thank you to me for giving them a lift and my brain tried to say “you’re welcome” and “no problem” at the same time so ended up saying “your problem” 🥴

What is going on with this race? #Formula1

Me today

Regretting not taking the day off work for the Scotland game today

“Can you jump into the shop for me please my brothers just died tonight” Heard it all now from the young team 😂😂

Half time analysis of Italy v Spain is talking about Luke Shaw’s slippers. Aye ok then.

No way have Spain missed that! Swear they’re clueless as soon as they get into the box

Not sure what Walkers have done but they’ve totally ruined Monster Munch. Devastated.

Can’t stand that McDonald’s advert where everyone’s laughing, its just a burger it’s no that fucking funny

Coming out of my 5 month Twitter hiatus to say fuck Nicola Sturgeon. That is all.

Is FM23 worth buying? Read a few times it’s basically just the same game as 22

What’s with Twitter constantly giving score notifications for random football games? Make it stop plz 😅

England are getting absolutely nothing from these officials tonight

have 2 say btw one of the worst things about being an adult is having to go to the fucken shop. it is relentless. you always need to get something from the shop. every day I am in the shop.

Sick of every online retailer using Evri as a courier! My parcels constantly just sit at the depot!

This is the best World Cup final I can ever remember watching!

🐝| 📝 𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗗 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 EMMA ALLISON We are delighted to confirm the re-signing of Emma for the 24/25 season. We are looking forward to seeing you in the Amber & Black for another season. Welcome back 🙌🧡