new job, new car, new beginnings 😌💫😌💫 and most importantly no more Lochgilphead

I’m by no means a tree expert but I feel like the real Christmas trees currently on sale in Dumbarton high street may not make it to December

Good riddance @PritiPatel. You were an unspeakably cruel Home Secretary and won’t be missed by anyone with a shred of decency 👋🏽

fucking hell enough Adele on the radio it’s a Friday!! did someone die or something

drinking hot lemon water this morn like it will cancel out a bank hol weekend of nothing but eating and drinking 😌✨

At the gym for 5:30 this morning - keypad wasn’t working. Went to work early as I was up - pass not working 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 I am done

these dark mornings have completely killed all ability I had to get up early and be productive before work I cannot face 6 months of this 🫠

this girl really is a muppet

Just been told by my wee cousin that I look 52. Time to start Botox

When I die and end up in hell I imagine it to be a replica of st James retail park on Christmas Eve

Quiet Hogmanay 🤝 no hangover ruining my steak pie dinner

If Taylor swift happens to appear at the Glasgow 1975 gig you will be find me at the bar

The disillusion of this guy to provide any sort of commentary on food bank use when his salary and expense claims are public knowledge is honestly insane

Mind body and soul in the fucking gutter after Easter weekend tbh. Thanks Jesus

Lock these fucking weirdos up

Perfect I will go and fuck myself !

Some day for bellahouston

Am I getting sick or am I just a 29 year old 3 days post festival

"I’m personally a Holocaust survivor as an infant, I barely survived. My grandparents were killed in Aushwitz and most of my extended family were killed. I became a Zionist; this dream of the Jewish people resurrected in their historical homeland and the barbed wire of Aushwitz

Hangover level: I just cried because my dog can’t speak