my entire day at work shouldn’t be spend on reporting last week and yet here we are

ew my neighbor just put up a brandon flag I’m going to puke and move out way to trash up the area

in hindsight, it makes sense

This particular pocket knife is special it is silver and ivory (☹️) and was passed down from my Austrian opa, it’s a relic, a treasure. And I licked it

The most Massachusetts news report of all time. (By @mattwbz)

cant believe I still have to deal with middle school mean girls at this age

me energy, I love aperol

My new headshot. @simuliu promised to send it to the MCU.

Omg feeling old rn!! 😳 ten years? #MyTwitterAnniversary

Boston men on dating apps stop shitting on women who have photos on lawn on D challenge like sorry you don’t know a photo opportunity when you see one, explains why all your pics look like ass 🤷‍♀️

CHROMATICA BALL 🪩🕺🏻👯‍♀️✨

Going back to real life literally sucks

Literally BAFFLED as to how people found love before dating sites and social media. Was settling the norm? Or did everyone just happen to be romantically compatible with the person sitting nearest to them in class?

Plant room goals 🌿

me vs not able to eat or drink anything that will remotely be good for my weak ass stomach

I’m simply a girl asking for work meetings that are supposed to take 15 minutes not take a full hour

I made my bf listen to midnights and I’m screeching

My heart is broken. i always looked up to him, it was an honor to be able to take a master class with him once and be in the presence of a dance genius. He will be so dearly missed. 💔😢