Until you find out what their vice really is

stop hating on your younger self bitch she was genuinely funny

how it feels to eat the same thing everyday

need

When my friend motivates me…

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker this year. This is why we need to save the planet.

came back from my lunch break and the person who was training me quit…..

zoom meeting today began with my boss saying, “if you were me, would you fire you?”

The concept of waiting and waiting and waiting and then suddenly getting everything all at once.

still haven't found a good halloween costume !!

nah my halloween costume for tomorrow night is so boring and basic i can't even be arsed 😭

my final act of love

slutty ghostface costume was not a success x

Two drinks in

God please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

me when I call someone back and they actually pick up

This what I mean by I wanna do mad stuff with my partner 🤣