some of us are BY THE PHONES WAITING

today’s media is soooo useless, a reporter in the 2000s would’ve been at Kenny’s door with a mic and a camera man as we speak

this is me sending my friends all of the Kenny/JaNa screenshots rn

stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit

love island season 7 worst experience of my lifeeee but im finally free

if i was in victorious i don't think i would've had the capacity to forgive robbie for robarazzi

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

following cleanseeeee

Boba tea (gnarly), Tesla (gnarly) Fried chicken (gnarly), partyin' in the Hollywood Hills (uh-huh) This song (gnarly), oh my God, that new beat (fucking gnarly) Oh, God, is this real? (Gnarly) (Everything's gnarly)

It’s another one of those historic days where being a housewives fan really pays off

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

Showering with hot water even though its bad for me

Ngl, she could’ve had zero controversies in her entire career and I still wouldn’t buy her lingerie on account of the fact that this woman has never worn a bra that fits in her entire life

“if they sent me to beijing i wouldn’t have skated like that” is soooo cunt. i’m locking in for ilia gold 2030 idc!!!!!

more colin jost olympic commentary immediately please!

my close personal friends the us olympic hockey team

what every day feels like now

more of this white woman trying to say quinceañera on e please!!