theyre calling it the stupidest pitch in baseball history

theyre sending ancient omens never even seen before

yamagoato

the cuomo century of humiliation has only just begun

the longer i live on this planet the more sense ethel cain shipping wincest in high school makes

they should invent earbuds that dont kamikaze themselves out of the case when you drop it half a foot from the floor

2024 election

weeaboo son or ireland obsessed daughter

Donald Trump September 2026

just got queerbaited in 2026 and i cant even find my fucking vape ً Matt Duffer dark energies are coming for you

you really turn 22 and suddenly LCD Soundsystem sounds like direct divine revelation beaming in from 2005 brooklyn

call her an indie sleaze the way she liked the strokes last nite

the problem with gavin newsom is that he looks like the worlds first ethnoreligious scientologist

anthony fantano just got struck by lightning in his dimly lit mid-century modern bedroom

holy war in the middle east, mad emperors blaspheming against the catholic church, children following a deceptively charismatic figurehead named "mr. beast"

"taken: Donald J. Trump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!