I really want to be the kind of person who likes taking care of plants but I’m juuuuust not.

Could you please?

I just want to know what everyone in the Bronx has against sidewalks.

Definitely never want to hear Cuomo referred to as "crisis daddy" ever again thanks

"Only Christopher we acknowledge is WALLACE" 🤨

Big Bird is too large not to be carnivorous

Fauci moods: Biden briefings vs. Trump briefings

What a terrible idea 🙃

The idea of #twinflames just sounds like sparkly codependency to me 🤷‍♀️

I started taking strattera and now I have like, a consistent bedtime routine…disorienting.

Always had a gut feeling Dr. Oz was trash but man oh man…this is way more confirmation than I ever wanted.

After a sudden and brutal 24 hour stomach flu, it is more clear to me than ever that my cat would absolutely eat me if I were to pass away.

Impeccable energy.

Sorry I was late someone beeped at me to go faster

Like any good millennial, making phone calls gives Emily Patka anxiety, but she made her calls b/c she believes that every immigrant New Yorker should have a fighting chance in immigration court and we need to provide them with immigration attorneys! Will you join Emily 📞?

HUGE: NYS budget must include the #AccessToRepresentation Act says Times Union: It’s cruel & unjust to expect immigrants, who may not even speak English, to represent themselves in court proceedings that could shape the course of their families’ lives.” timesunion.com/opinion/articl…