I don’t know who needs to hear this but, light the fancy candle. What the fuck are you saving it for at this point?

California love. @Chargers select @OregonFootball's Justin Herbert sixth overall. #GoDucks | #NFLDraft

Humans had a pretty good run.

andy just told me today that i used his toothbrush last night and now I want to drink a bottle of bleach

beautiful moments during protests that the media won’t show; a thread 🖤

Andy and I just joined our neighbors and held flashlights up to the sky for 8 minutes and 46 seconds... the amount of time that a police officer held his knee to #GeorgeFloyd’s neck. Time has never gone by slower. My heart hurts... #BlackLivesMatter ALWAYS.

This year has been a rude awakening that tomorrow is not promised. Remind your circle how much you love them & do what makes you happy while you still can. Life is too damn short.

still in shock that I’m engaged omg

#Emmys: Jesse Armstrong wins Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series for "Succession": bit.ly/3kE1xcV

Biggest upset: Zendaya wins Emmys 2020 over Jennifer Aniston, Laura Linney trib.al/75T9RRE

Stan Twitter discovering the meaning of the word “upset” in the replies... iconic

this fly on Mike Pence’s head is everything

I Got Flies On My Head, But Don't Call me A Flyhead

THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS.

FINALLY MAKING HISTORY. CONGRATULATIONS Kamala Harris 💙

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

A match made in hell is still a @match. Latest work from Maximum Effort #2020LoveStory