I just realized I can name a lot more Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders than players…

me during my first three hours of being a huge Vanderbilt and Diego Pavia fan

11th grader: Ms. Lazor, do you have a favorite Gen-Z phrase? I feel like you say "lock in" a lot Me: Probably that one - do you have a favorite Millennial phrase? 11th grader: Yeah...probably "thy"

Catholic friends who have seen Conclave - some questions 1) Is Ralph Fiennes supposed to be a British cardinal? 2) What archdiocese do you think Stanley Tucci’s character is supposed to be from? 3) What did you think of it?

I just fell to my knees. THANK YOU LORD! 😭😭😭😭

This weekend was a great time to be a Florida-Notre Dame household

catholics: “you should come to my church, we have mary magdalene's femur bone" evangelicals:

Smokey agrees with Lane Kiffin that they should be playing at Ole Miss instead of Ohio State too

me: *explaining Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni to my very offline husband for ten minutes* him: wait is that the guy who lost to Kelly Clarkson on American Idol?

beyonce was so good she made me forget about how miraculous it is that a netflix livestream actually worked

Whatever they pay her, it’s not enough #PoptartsBowl

All of CFB twitter: Angry tweeting at Kirk Herbstreit about his SEC playoff takes Me: Show me the dog please, where is the dog?

"LEARN THE NAME" ‼️ 19-year-old American Learner Tien takes down No. 5 Daniil Medvedev in a five-set thriller at the Australian Open 😱

Seeing a Kyle Hamilton intro for this is perfect for today ☘️

saying “allen iverson?” really loudly when people mention AI

There's a new No. 1 in women's college basketball. It's the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. ND is No. 1 in the AP Top 25 for the first time since January 2019. Order restored. on3.com/teams/notre-da…

When I read a student paper with so many errors and so much awkward phrasing that it couldn’t be AI

In 1969, when he was 32 and about to become a priest, Bergoglio (Pope Francis) wrote this small personal "Creed" he carried in his breviary for the rest of his life. I printed this for my student who entered the Church two days ago on Easter Vigil, not thinking he'd die so soon.

¡Mendoza, Mendoza, Mendoza! ESPN's Spanish call of Fernando Mendoza's diving touchdown.