I hope the british media are going to cover harry styles’ ticket prices for the london shows the same way they covered oasis at wembley last year because charging that much to see him perform for 90 minutes maximum is obscene

together together but only if you have a lot of money money

u sure about that

There’s genuinely nothing funnier to me than a baby fart

so like is anything going to happen from the worst information i’ve ever read in my life coming out or does literally nothing matter at all

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

Martin Lewis really is that guy #GMB

there’s definitely an american/british split between people who seem to understand the impact of Tourette’s which is interesting to me

so many real actual problems in this world and all of america has collectively decided a man with tourette’s is the biggest one right now. your president is a pedophile who is deporting people of colour focus on that

>man creates a film about living with tourettes and the stigma, isolation, loneliness, and bullying he has endured >man goes to an award ceremony to celebrate the success of his film >man has a tic attack >man gets destroyed online by millions because of his disability

Everyone: “sleep when the baby sleeps” Me:

Louis Theroux is the absolute master of making someone look like a complete cunt by just looking at them and being silent. Should be good viewing this

ringing somebody on a house phone and having a natter is a lost art and we should bring it back immediately

shopping online at Zara would be so much easier if the models didn’t look like they were under the cruciatus curse

as long as suzanne collins wants to keep writing books for this series, i will continue to be sat for every movie

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

i love the hunger games prequel novels because they show how much effort from countless of people it takes to start a revolution. lucy gray, lenore dove, maysilee, ampert, they’re all unseen heroes of katniss’s rebellion

David can say whatever he likes about editing and cutting things out, but the beauty of live telly is that he has just shown the entire nation what a self-entitled, aggressive little man he is all on his own #imaceleb

ANT IS FIGHTING WITH JIMMY, DAVID IS FIGHTING WITH EVERYONE, SINITTA IS PROTESTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STAGE DISAGREEING WITH ANT AND DEC, GEMMA IS TRYING TO PROTECT ADAM. I LOVE LIVE TV #ImACeleb