EMILY (@emilycarstens13) 's Twitter Profile
EMILY

@emilycarstens13

hello I think I'm hilarious

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calendar_today30-03-2014 22:23:07

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[first day as a baker] boss: open this door. you better not be making sculptures again me: ahh [frantically trying to hide bread pitt and angelina doughlie] just a second

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WIFE: [watching the news] Apparently someone broke into the zoo and stole some tarantulas ME: [bringing 7 tiny dinner plates upstairs] whoa really

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[zombie apocalypse] SURVIVOR: That Chuck E. Cheese looks safe let’s take shelter in it ME: *banned from all Chuck E. Cheese’s for tongue kissing the animatronic rat* You guys go ahead

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MOM: Here’s 1000 dollars for your trip to Japan should last the whole month [48 hours into trip] ME, on phone: *holding 137 nunchucks* Mom I’m in trouble

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spoke pretty highly of scotus central catholic until I hopped on word today to find out that they shut down my email that holds my office account :/