Hey, I tried to parallel park into a spot and goosed it twice so I'm just gonna go home. Enjoy brunch though, I'll catch you next week.

I came back from Scottsdale 3 days ago and i haven’t opened my suitcase yet because we found a scorpion in the closet (where my suitcase was left open allll weekend) and now i’m scared theres another one that crawled in mine

me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night

How much did Puss in Boots pay to have that whole segment on #TheChallenge pls i need to know

or whateva

6 year old me with a pretzel stick pretending it’s a cigarette

lmao sometimes i walk back with my eyes slightly closed still to stay sleepy

Bad Bunny singing Ariana Grande during carpool karaoke is my new favorite video clip

Netflix Did you try turning it off and turning it back on?

idk but.. the mangoes are mangoing this szn

That “Te Boté” summer was undefeated

This cost $64. Once again—women being taken advantage of at the car dealership.

so likeeeee do we still use the word Retweet??? Or????

Everynight around 10:30pm, I realize that its only 6:00pm

the feminine urge to do this when i love you

taylor lautner you stay away from that baby

me 5 seconds after buying someone a gift

When the turn is just a lil too hard