imagine being a seagull and instead of gliding along the cliffs of ireland you live in a walmart parking lot in new jersey

there is something so much better about traveling to countries with recommendations from people who actually live there 📍 Tigh Neachtain | Galway, Ireland

Candidates Placed In Different Color Ties So Corpses Can Be More Easily Identified

spotify unwrapped doesn’t count all the times please please please plays in my head during the day

as you age you learn that there are photos in your camera roll that you will reference constantly and need to keep on hand in a separate folder. for me, it’s when I dressed as The Dude for halloween in 2013

I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN?????

the amount of times I have sent this exact text……. spreading the good word

happy explain the ballot questions to your little sister week for all who celebrate

you can always tell it’s a cat household when the toilet paper roll is on the wrong way

announcement: i’m going to start tweeting again on main

emily not talk about dramione at the work function challenge: impossible

“punch is just mojo jojo’s origin story”

getting your second dog is so funny because it makes you realize how individual and particular each one can be. hazel for example would never cut a walk short for any reason but daisy regularly just turns around 6 minutes in like “we’re done here.”

if you need me i’ll just be on the daily hunt for where I last left my slippers

more beautiful trees being cut down for church parking lots in natick. record summer temps and more shade on sidewalks instantly gone. these trees were huge and beautiful. soul crushing. Natick Patch Natick Public Works 💔

god damnit

literally crying. for parking lots. for parking lots