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@emilyab9

hell yea brother

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Dating is hard because there’s a lot of pressure when you’re always the hotter smarter funnier and more successful one in the equation. And humble too

roro, PhD (@fuglibetty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In absence of a boyfriend, it is important to pavlov one’s male friends into pseudoboyfriending the core duties—listening half-heartedly to your endless talking, driving you to locations, inaccessible emotional unavailability that keeps you sharp and on your toes, etc

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my friend took a pregnancy test and my voice note just said “well diva…what’s the verdict. Hanger or no hanger?” these are not sentences found in the bible