bitch…. declare independence… don’t let them do that to you

how playing stardew valley co-op feels

he’s such a little Edie

sorry everyone i was on a bender

i am gossiping about you with my bisexual boyfriends

omg i remember going to this… changed my life at the time… my flip phone wallpaper was a photo of her in the lightning dress…

how is everybody doing

eating a sandwich

nothing more embarrassing than getting the giggles

No one:

My retired Jewish 79 year old Dad: are they a HE they or a SHE they

baby that’s Slayyyter

Yeah I'm bi... I like gay AND straight men 🤣