No matter how I picture it, my brain just doesn’t comprehend how this is Johnny Depp

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

fuck Romeo and Juliet, I want what these bitches have #MetGala #MetGala2022

No relief isn’t the word 3 years in college doneeee 💗

0.5ml really is calling my name 👄

He’s a red flag after tonight no no

😂😂😂😂

"fuck this job" *goes to work*

If we date, I'm pushing you to become a better you.

No crying how’s the only Christmas market sold out didn’t know ye had to buy tickets 🥲🥲

Nahhh ain’t no way

Absolutely vile what happened to Charleen Murphy last night really shows the dangers of social media, I’m a nobody and can safely say I will never be posting my location on an app ever again too many psychos out there

Dog chews a massive hole in the front door in Liverpool Get your Fukin head in now 😭😭😭

Need more brunch dates in my life

Why is life so expensive can’t cope