next year I will get hotter, wiser, more intelligent and more successful….and again the next year…and the next year. every year will be an upgrade till i die. thanks

ok but why did the downfall of civilization have to happen during MY 20’s though

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees.. Thank you.

i need a playlist full of all the songs i used to love but forgot about.

my toxic trait: i'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until i'm late

my toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break

can’t explain it but 2012-2017 seemed a lot longer than 2017-2022

You’re only as pretty as you treat people

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

nobody : absolutely nobody: my brain:

Nobody: Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

dramatic gf, understanding bf