Red onions are clearly fucking purple

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

Not exaggerating when I say this probably changed the trajectory of my life

Harry Potter sliding on Cedric’s girl the very next semester was insane work if we’re being honest.

So I taped two 40s to my hands, which was the style at the time

this was better than anything on Netflix

okay ouch

craving an ice cold diet coke. a fridge cigarette, if you will

fuck u and ur final act of love bro

the most beautiful thing about my friendships is that all of them have seen me throw up

being in love is a humiliation ritual

sooooo fucked up how it really is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. so fucked up

telling a man what u been through in the past then realizing ur bleeding in front of a shark

i hope the lover girl in me dies

I just want my whole nervous system to finally rest in 2026. I want my heart to stop racing every day, I want to get out of that constant fight-or-flight mode, and I just want real peace. I’m begging for a year where my spirit can breathe, my mind can slow down, and my life

stylish older women remind me what life is really all about

when i die cremate me and put my nose ring on the urn like a charm i’m not going without it

having my phone go off during the AA meeting and the ringtone is “hate bein’ sober” by chief keef