one of my kitties snores but it’s the cutest thing ever so i don’t care

why the fuck do i cry when i am angry. it’s literally the worst, like no i’m mad wtf

i had a photo shoot with my cat today and i swear he could be a cat model Friskies dm me if you want to hire him lol

i bruised my ass today at spin and now i can’t sit like a normal person lmfao

I fell down the stairs and fractured my wrist tonight… how’s your night going?

i’m sad i never got to experience stuffed crust pizza :(

just had sex, about to eat nachos

yacked in the middle of the club last night

for the plot

i want to go to burning man

only true friends let you smell there food because they know you are allergic and can’t eat it

being a gymnastics coach has made me realize how annoying of a child i was. i am so sorry to anyone who had to deal with me from the ages of 2-13

i have been off of work because i had covid and one of my kiddos drew me a picture every day i was gone and made me a bracelet! she was so excited to see me today ; it’s been a week and a half 🥺🥲! this is why this job is so special to me!

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men who ride dirt bikes are so hot… i can not explain myself this is just facts

you know you’re getting old when you are excited about a new vacuum cleaner

is he actually cute or is he just work cute??

i love wine drunk

some men make me sick… like physically ill… wtf