When the Emilia Perez songwriters started singing their own song during their acceptance speech.

WHO WAS INSIDE THE SANDWORM?!?!

Today, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and I had 34,000 people come out in Denver. It is the largest rally that I have ever had. And it tells me that the American people will not allow Trump to move us into oligarchy and authoritarianism. We will fight back. We will win.

Comforting myself with the theory that her spirit went into his body and she will live on as an impish twink

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200k/year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

THIS is female astronaut Sally Ride. She has a Physics degree from Stanford and several years of training. These women going up in Blue Origin are celebrities going for a 10 minute ride in low orbit. They are not astronauts #BlueOrigin #KatyPerry #Space

“i saw u talking to yourself” god forbid a girl asks an expert for advice

An underrated thing that happens in schools every day: an adult notices a student needs support and connects that student with the support they need. Being that "glue person" matters way more than we acknowledge, I feel like.

Some of y’all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal. Regulations don’t exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.

Unpopular opinion: If you can check Instagram daily, you can check your child’s online gradebook weekly. 2nd unpopular opinion: I shouldn’t have to ask each individual child each day about missing assignments when they are in high school.

Big day for ethical vampires

Somehow they both look like cole escola

Disney’s Animal Kingdom is ready for a helluva drone show. I can feel it. The venue is there, and crowds are thirsting for AK nights.

130 people were killed and more than 1,000 wounded in Gaza this weekend. People are starving. Many were shot by the Israeli military while simply trying to get food. This is completely insane and unacceptable. No more U.S. military aid to Israel.

I just heard someone say “maybe you don’t need more time to heal, maybe you need more experiences that show your nervous system a different realty” And, yeah.

The more the Mary-er.

SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

Disney, my sentiment still stands. You could still bring back these corny Carno costumes. Lore wise you could say Chester and Hester are in the costumes trying to win back the public and reopen Dinorama! 😆😆