hello Kevin Spacey

anna is the female taylor swift and i am the female harry styles

the most unbaste day of the year so far

this ain't no advance man!

SO BYEEE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY THEM GOOD OL' BOYS WERE DRINKING WHISKY AND RYE SINGIN THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIEEEEEEE THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIEEEEEEEEEEE

you ever see a choir kid win thescon

you know what they say. the bigger the telly...

there is something called right of way and it's always mine

i haven't cried since 2021. hahahaha. i also haven't been happy since 2016. ahhahahahah.

going to commit 1/17 illegal activities today let me know which one i should do first

the women in stem stands for funny

i'm thinking of starting a band called mass homicide. yay or nay.

worst day of 2022. calling it now. most unbaste day of the year.

all i really have to say is &/'flsjr9/&;&/&;!/(-)::::::::::::@/939@/";!:!/$:!/'snd so yeah

all i have to say is i don't understand?? "hmm what should i do on my phone i'm just gonna open my favorite app X????????????" i am not a twitter woman let alone an x woman?? is this what happens when the barbiextaylor economic boom happens?? is this why it's an x? help.

i think i haven't had an original thought ever but someone else has already thought that

bro my feline instincts are kicking in

i just want one singular post from this app that will make me think about something other than the economy and squirrels. pls