Pendleton whiskey. Gettin reminiscent and friskyyyy

The bouncer didn’t check my ID And called me “darlin” & the bartender bought my drink. Help. I’m the regular

Weed really does smell better when smoked behind the police station

The world is literally on fire. Apocalypse. So why am I wearing a fuggin bra ??????

I have since, changed my mind

fucked up to think someone right now is using this quarantine time to binge watch all of how I met your mother

Went to walmart and there was a broken case of Caronas all over the beer aisle. Is this a fuckin joke ?

Watching that 70’s show to mask the pain

Mike pence looks like the bottom of a stingray

Fun science fact: flies vomit on whatever they land on. Okay, back to the issues! #VPDebate

Here to remind you that hi it’s me

Quarentining with covid for the next little bit so I thought I’d hop back on this thing and start tweeting to nobody again

Currently re watching rock of love and Daisy of love and then going back and forth between flavor of love and New York of love

Twitter. News. Drama! Opinions. Sex! #xmaspresents here is tv show I watch! TRUMP COLLECTABLES. Opinions. Hashtag. Greatness

Firstly- this is a photo from my cover shoot for InStyle magazine, not a still from HBO’s The Last Of Us. And I’m playing a person who meticulously planned & executed an overthrow of FEDRA. I am supposed to be SMART, ma’am. I don’t need to be muscly. That’s what henchmen are for

Hi, I’m the casting director for the new Lilo & Stitch film. We’re so excited to bring this amazing story to life and share our ohana with yours ❤️🌊🏄

Getting on here for the first time in ages to post my cute AF bf

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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.