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I called out of work bc I’m injured and a tornado hit my work… crazy how things go…

It makes me so sad when people I know had braces don’t wear their retainers and let their teeth get all fucked up again 😖

Tried to be cute and ask this dude what color I should get my nails and he was like “it doesn’t matter I’m colorblind” 😭

Me when my man says he’s a dj

My toxic trait is getting blacked out and putting my phone on do not disturb 🤣

Fucked a cop last night and he didn’t even handcuff me… what a waste…

Swear I need my own reality show 😭

Started seeing this teacher and he was like “let me know if you need help with your homework” hahaha

Never felt this way before 🥰

In keeping with my campaign promise, my Administration is announcing a plan to give working and middle class families breathing room as they prepare to resume federal student loan payments in January 2023. I'll have more details this afternoon.

Had a hot pocket for the first time in years and it SMACKED. Sometimes it’s about the little things in life.

@ the domain in austin and they ran out of Tito’s 😭 I’ve never experienced such a thing

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Damn I wanted to try the new sauce from Wingstop but they didn’t put it in my order 😕