Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to the actual American electorate.

I love this!

🗞 #Luxembourg media heard a renewed promise from new PM Luc Frieden for a freedom of information draft law, due to be submitted to his cabinet for approval before the summer 👀 We’ll be on the look-out

You can see it for yourself. You don’t need to sit Trump down on a couch; we’ve all been watching him for years. In particular, you can print this out, and score him for yourself. Tell us what number you get. This is the revised Hare Psychopathy Checklist.

This is one of the most British things in all of history

“Are you ready to receive my limp penis?”

Exactly:

Now imagine what would have happened to an imam publicly proclaiming his love for jihad against the West as he stood next to a guy in an ISIS t-shirt in the middle of Sydney. (It’s a Wagner t-shirt on the left.)

You are absolutely right Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social . An institution whose whole job is to serve as an example, and who are rewarded very handsomely, for it gets caught in multiple lies and tries to blame others. I called BS.

Happy Disinfectant Injection Day to those who celebrate.

The academic fantasy

Though it’s Twitter, some checking indicate this is true

11/10, no notes

The 404 page on the Financial Times is a work of genius

Scandinavian style

Zelensky, asked whether he compares himself to Churchill, prefers Chaplin: "Chaplin had an unquestionable talent for telling a story, for finding a way to get through to people. ... He used that talent to fight fascism." I can't stop being impressed by him. #Ukraine

I want to throw myself out of a window when I read old reporter's memoirs from WWII because they're like "I was a high school dropout in rural Mississippi when I walked into my local newspaper and they asked 'How'd ya like to go to Paris, kid?' And so began my 80-year career."

This is powerful🙏

Jeff Daniels on why your vote matters and how you actually make America great again, in one of the greatest speeches ever written for television. 'First step in solving any problem, is recognising there is one.'

This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules