i don’t trust bald people

just wanna bring this back as drake becomes the only school open today …

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

El Paso Evening Post, Texas, February 23, 1928

Shout out to our bi fans, this bisexual lighting is for you

Father John Misty

feminism is not even knowing the final two for the men’s bracket bc the women’s tournament was just so much better

what kinda benefits do parking enforcement people get bc those guys are more dedicated to their job than anyone i’ve ever met

sitting in the parking lot of a date looking up our sun sign compatibility

thinking about changing the name of the Turkey Tom to the DJ James Kennedy

just saw a raw glizzy fly through the air

kim reynolds is the worst thing that has ever happened to the state of iowa

My oil painting of Tito’s and Redbull

Barbie being robbed for her own movie while Ken secures the nomination is INSANE

can’t believe this is how i find out im older than the bean

can the city of des moines plz finish one construction project before starting another this place is unnavigable