Don’t “come to me as a woman” and proceed to be rude cause now I ain’t telling you shit. Fuck you and your man

Me when someone buys me literally anything

SZA snapped on Good Days

Felt 😂

How to eat Cinnamon Toast crunch

Me in the Capitol changing my stimulus to $10,000

ya never take anything seriously 😂😂😂😂

Idk why but I gotta be on the floor to really be like damn let me take this ibuprofen

im not the friend you hear from everyday but the friend you can call on any day

with the sound ON

One thing about me, i’ma figure shit the fuck out.

WHATTTTTT. I’m going to the mall, y’all need anything?

I love those nights when you put your head on the pillow and knock straight tf out. Don’t even remember falling asleep.

not a fucking barnacle pancake platter 😂😂 i’m cryingggg

the time I said I didn’t feel shit then 25 min later I fell asleep eating a taco 🤣@_xobabygirlxo

When you invite her to run errands with you

No one: Me after eating: mm I need something sweet

Strong ass female, i ate up everything that ever hurt me