Tess here, not too keen to take the hubby's name

Tasmanians are getting so desperate for respite from the #CostOfLivingCrisis, they’ve resorted to hitching rides with Time Lords! Still nothing, Skelly. Tammy Tyrrell & @JacquiLambie, you can help battlers like Skelly but time is running out. Skelly’s on the bones of his arse.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

So much of this

I just read -- in the book SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Jess Hill -- about the incident in Stockholm for which Stockholm Syndrome is named, and I am royally pissed off on behalf of all women, buckle up.

I would like to thank my parents, Nelson Mandela and Lady Gaga. The Oxford comma matters.

So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.

The argument that cis women aren’t safe in women’s toilets because trans women might assault them (which was just stated on Channel9 news) is an absolute lie. Both cis women AND trans women are far, far more at risk (in women’s toilets and everywhere else) from the actions of

This coming week, billions around the world will watch in either fascinated delight or abject horror as the outdated, sinister and fully fucked interplay between the mainstream media, federal and state politics, big business and the wealthy, organised religion and the British

Russell Crowe “Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”

Retweet if you’re really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really

The fact that three Australian Prime Ministers, at least five Ministers, a number of senior public servants and a lot of senior so-called journalists and media oligarchs in this country eagerly and simultaneously agreed to the idea that hundreds of thousands of poor people were

She’s got the finger on the pulse and all the right words

Whew this hits so hard on so many levels. 😭

And this is how you end a Welsh farming protest at the Senedd, with a singing Welsh sheep farmer 👌

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Interviewer: Are you in good financial standing? Him: I owe a few hundred million to Mr. Hankey. The Saudis and Russians have also propped me up on several occasions. Needless to say, I’m obligated to do their bidding. Interviewer: Oh. Any other “obligations” we should be aware

Just me? #auspol