Starting drama and constnatly perpetrating riding hardcore waves of shit for attention so you can wrestle rival high school muscle

I wnat a boy that bites my lips and looks like someone photoshopped jerry seinfelds head onto jerry seinfeld's body

a hotel room that smells like holy incense

anyone else feeling a little goofy tonight.

must have been the only one.

only papa johns can judge us

questionable content on my twitter feed.

If a girl admits she likes your Idiot face take a bus for ghouls to ghoultown and go uhu uh eat a hockey puck or don't whatever

anyone else sensing a horrible and impending doom approaching the school building?

.......uh. sure, bud. yeah.

getting a hella beach bod for the summer ;) one that smells like dead fish and children dren dig holes in and there's a dead seagull

auughwooo i fell ike SHIT everythime i SHIT

i saw a praying mantis today.

of course!

gods, i wish.

i don't know. i saved it from a spider web and left it on the porch.

anyone still around.

if one of my followers showed me his penis i would kick a hole in the side of his house

now i'm no computer expert, but i don't think this is the noise cals make.

hey.