He’s just gonna make some dumbass game with iFunny dark “humor”

Got paged today and it felt like this

Had a dream I ran a triathlon but the first part was skydiving and you were allowed to sleep halfway through the marathon part

Im done taking the bus to nyc. Sat next to this woman blowing her nose into her SLEEVE the whole 6 hour trip and would loudly hack up some phlegm just like…into the air 🤢 someone just douse me in bleach plz

Hopefully this time it won’t direct me straight into oncoming traffic

Having “taste” as a tech bro just means following trends and acting like you’re better than everyone else

*builds ChatGPT wrapper*

Bro should’ve been the grinch tbh

Never kys #costco

Canada wtf is this

“Pop” and ketchup flavored chips. I’m in a cartoon country rn

They got this sick bee though. Fw this dude

I thought this was just from that one Drake album. Turns out it’s real

Happened to me but in Canada and they threw maple syrup at me without saying sorry

Unfortunately I will be in this predicament come Monday

Genuinely tweaking while sitting on hold being forced to listen to 8 bit elevator music for 30 mins just to talk to a human being at my bank

Hustle grind tech bros discover sleep is necessary to function

Scribblenauts ahh company