Trump calling himself a leader in fertilization made my ovaries dry up.

I bet Trump heard someone say once that their dog was so cute they could just eat them up and now here we are.

A white man saying “I’m speaking” to a woman of color. Oh yeah, man. You really nailed that burn.

Trumps doing girl math.

… and for my next trick, I will worry about 20 different things at the same time.

Tv shows are too dark I CANT SEE ANYTHING

Kathryn Hahn’s rendition of the wet cop in Agatha All Along is spot on Smosh

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral houswives and now i have a new goal

female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder

An 8 a.m. gyno appt on Halloween because I love to scare myself.

I have no words right now.

me forcing my boyfriend to wear sunscreen:

Come find me but like not in a weird stalker way ok?

I’m a woman in stim

I can still use TikTok because I was watching Speidi Lover LIVE when it shut down. He’s still streaming for us at a Michelin restaurant. Hope it never ends.

I have Michelin star blood according to mosquitoes