No top requires a bra if your brave enough

i say “this is my song” to like 50 songs

When the Hibachi chef asks if you can catch a shrimp in your mouth

Whoever invented the stair master F you

get me a bracelet and i’ll wear it til it falls off🫶

Can’t wait to be a yummy mummy one day

Damn, what she get an autopsy?

Life was so good when Dave dropped his album

Court dismissed bring in the dancing lobsters

“yOu lOoK mEaN” well don’t look at me stupid bitch

girls have a baby and won’t stfu, girl we know lil chris 346 months old

Do need about 14 bottles of lucozade when I’m slightly hungover

me

when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking in my british accent

if you don’t want me, there’s the door

21, can you do sum fa meee 😩🙈

Putting weights on the bar is 10x more effort than doing the poxy exercise