if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus

if you ever swam in the lazy river at big splash in tulsa you are immune to the coronavirus and probably to a nuclear explosion as well

When sorority girls haven’t seen each other for 2 seconds Lara Branum.

(SPOILER) Added to Clare’s guys: Noah Erb, 25, Long Beach, CA. Traveling nurse. Also has a twin brother, Aaron. Originally from Tulsa, OK.

Alright. This is where I draw the line.

Use this time for good. Use it to bask in the goodness of God and truly get to know His heart. Many things have been cancelled and it’s hard not to be upset, frustrated, or angry, but God has a purpose. Put your faith in the one who knows what tomorrow will bring.

My heart goes out to all health care professionals but especially the new graduates. They were thrown into a hospital environment like no other when it’s already a difficult place to navigate in the first place. One day at a time and have confidence in your abilities!!

Been thinking about how Nick Miller would handle this pandemic a little too much lately.

The highlight of my week has been live texting @thealexisly while we watch Tiger King.

Social distancing needs to end bc it’s got me shopping for dogs online. I’m not ready to be a mother.

Congratulations to our 2020 DREAMGIRL, representing SIGMA KAPPA , Kenzie Taylor! @kdtaylor1209 ❤️

There’s a difference between ignorance and not reading every negative post for the sake of your mental health and well being.

No book is a chapter, no chapter tells the whole story, no mistake defines who we are. Hope makes our lives page turners.

It’s like she intentionally finds information to make my life worse

I’m so glad they told me. I was just about to start myself an IV drip of Lysol.

I have resorted to rewatching Jersey Shore. I am not proud of what boredom has done to me.

nick miller simultaneously sets the bar so incredibly high and yet so unbelievably low for men... the power that character holds ...

Ok, but the way David Dobrik’s tongue sits between his teeth when he smiles is just absurdly and boyishly cute. DAVID DOBRIK

Robert Downey Jr. is to DAVID DOBRIK as David Dobrik is to me.

As the president of UCO Sigma Kappa, my heart is broken. Never drink and drive. Marissa, we love you. Fly high my beautiful sister. gofundme.com/f/in-loving-me…