“No worries if not!”

No denying that one. 😤

On the phone with my mom and she said “well I’ll let you go bc you sound like you may be a little tipsy” and I said “no?” And she said “oh..man you must just be really tired” .......🥲

After my final tomorrow I am 100000% sending a selfie of me drinking a margarita captioned “I’m 1/3 a doctor” to everyone I know.

whenever anyone tries to explain the rules of a card game i literally black out

The first patient I was scheduled to have from the start was a no show today and i practiced in the mirror for so long for that moment and now i have to wait longer 😩

Did hip mobilizations all morning and finished the day with manual traction on a leg. It’s 7:45. It’s bedtime 😴

Why is carrying a lunch box so humiliating

Not me saying “degenerative DICK disease” on accident in front of a group of clinicians 🥴

Skyzone after bottomless mimosas and white claw buckets was not my smartest decision. I think my brain is throbbing

I think we could have done better here.

I had to call and leave a message for the girl who colors my hair and i don’t think I’ve felt that level of stress since finals week 🥴

Women love zooming in x100 on a nice picture you took of them and going “look at my knee here. I look completely fucked. I look insane”

Laid up with a gnarly middle ear infection. Drugged up and “studying” neuro by listening to House and hoping pts symptoms and functional impairments stick with me

she spoke the truth

Long distance relationships are hard. But they have their own cute moments. Tonight, Ben & I made separate dinners and FaceTimed together like we were on a date then we picked a movie to watch at the same time. Ugh love and loved 😊🤍

“We all ugly to someone” not me tho I asked everyone. Y’all be safe tho

I’m this old

IF YOU CANT MAKE IT THROUGH THE LIGHT, DON’T DRIVE INTO THE INTERSECTION!!!