SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!

I’ve literally gotten five texts and three DMs about Taylor’s engagement. This is girlhood. 🩷

HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO WORK WE ALL HAVE TO GO TO GARDEN STORES AND BUY CHAMPAGNE THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO

Every time Michael Penix Jr does something good, Kirky gets heartburn

Is our defense still on the bus? Someone check. #Vikings

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is pure cinema.

Her. 💅🏼 #realhousewivesofsaltlakecity

He’s probably making the ice cream curdle. #realhousewivesofsaltlakecity

…are they meeting for the first time? #realhousewivesofsaltlakecity

Lainey Wilson is the only female country artist, apparently. #CMAs

Maybe Chris Finch is just stressed about his Christmas shopping. #Timberwolves

“Does anybody feel suspicious about all this? I don’t want to be here. I don’t like it. I don’t like none of this.” - every day in the U.S. now #RHOSLC

Are we going to talk about the fact that West looks exactly like young Dale Earnhardt or are we going to keep ignoring it? (compliment) #SummerHouse #Bravo

Dorit’s ideal version of this show is her holding court while everyone sits there nodding and agreeing with her. This is exhausting. #RHOBH

I think my AOL Instant Messenger screen name was less embarrassing than MAU-MENTUM 💀 #RHOBH

This is a hostage situation. #RHOBH

“It’s Pride! Currently there are eight people in the bar who need to be served!” (For real I am concerned) #VanderpumpRules

These Miami-OU basketball commentators aren’t even pretending to be unbiased. So unprofessional.

Happy National Panda Day to everyone except Craig Conover #SouthernCharm

I would like to go to BravoCon just to shake Erika’s hand for this cross examination. Brilliant. Make her the prosecutor for the Epstein Files. #RHOBH #Bravo