Ok but I laughed so hard when Bebe Rexha said “I dedicate this next song to my ex..” and then played ‘Better Now’ by the one and only young Stoney, Post Malone.

Me on a whim: I miss my fam, I’m gonna go home for ~one~ day. Also me: Why on earth did I think this was a good idea.

Just turned 22 and I already feel old. My roommate calls me grandma now.

If you have something to say to someone SAY IT. Like someone’s shoes? Tell them. Like someone’s eyes, glasses, etc. TELL THEM. It’s better to spread some smiles around.

You ever feel lonely even though you’re not alone? Or is that just me.

I may not watch or follow basketball, but damn I’d be lyin’ if I told you this didn’t just make me sob. #RIPMAMBA

All imma say is that if CPD aren’t in their squad cars downtown, they’re probably making tik toks, and someone better find ‘em in the middle of making one bc there are WAY too many police officer accounts for no one to see this in action.

Literally just watched a woman look at the John Hancock tower and say “is that the Sears Tower?” AND NO ONE CORRECTED HER. Ma’am can you please remove you and your stupidity from Chicago? Thank you.

To any of my friends who live in an area where protesting is happening: whether you’re involved or not, I hope you stand up for what you believe in and stay safe 🙏🏻

Dear Chicago, Please be safe, stand up, and take care of each other. 🙏🏻 #riots2020

THIS.

You want to know why police officers get away with murder? Read this entire thread. We HAVE to change the system. #KnowJusticeKnowPeace #NoJusticeNoPeace

Daniel Dale deserves an award for his fact checking speed. And Anderson Cooper smirking and sipping his coffee while it happens?? Absolutely priceless 👏🏻

I just told my mom that I refuse to wear a bra if I’m wearing a mask bc free the titty and protect the city. she spat out her coffee on FaceTime.

Ok but Ewan mcgregor in Moulin Rouge. That’s it.

New music is great and all, but have you ever found an old song that you forgot about and then go down the rabbit hole of all the bangers you used to listen to growing up? 👀

Me whenever I wash and vacuum my car in the same day:

Is it just me or does 2021 suck too?

Dear asshole that went off when I picked up the phone in the ER, Please use your one brain cell to understand that I am not the same person you spoke with a few days ago, and that your tone and attitude are NOT apppreciated, nor necessary. Thanks!!! Sincerely, Everyone else

PSA: Do NOT snap your fingers to get my attention. I’m a human being not a dog. Use your words.