every once in a while to bring some joy back into my life I’ll change the “Hi ___,” to “Heya ___,” in an email i’m writing

date night idea: make each other a custom Connections game and cuddle them once they get a migraine from how difficult you made it

this diva omg

just walked by someone ripping a vape and it was making this revving sound louder than an E-bike. y’all’s lungs are cooked

kids are so funny. i complimented a little girl who lives in my building on the princess costume she was wearing & her sister immediately goes “i’m eating an apple” and i had to be like “omg yum!”

the timothee chalamet lookalike competition just shows that the people yearn for weird town events like we live in gilmore girls

every tiktok is like “have you heard of the saturday theory” and then it’s that people like to have fun on saturday

nuevo laredo, mexico, 1996 by alex webb

is that really what u want instagram? cause i’m gonna tell people i’m thinking about the Dyatlov Pass Incident

Spanish is so cool because it's a kleptomaniacal language. Arab nouns? Yeah that shit is Spanish now. Incredibly random US slang? Spanish. Any proper noun from any language that start with an "S"? Yeah we put an "E" in front of it, and that shit is Spanish now

i want to read 10 books a day and consume all poetry and learn new languages and study different majors and pick up pottery and learn how to play instruments and own a bookstore and run a cafe and

me moving to Europe and changing my phone to 24 hour time:

every time i learn a major band or musician is actually british an angel dies